thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
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I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
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Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
whose parrot is this?
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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