just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
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