Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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