bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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