just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
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They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
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Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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