My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I need water and some morals
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