i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I am spending my child support on dildos
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
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