There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
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He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
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Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
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