Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
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Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
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Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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