I cannot find my penis.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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