Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
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You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
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Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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