Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
Randomize
