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I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
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I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
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I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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