You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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