so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
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Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
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he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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