you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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