i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
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Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
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Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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