If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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