can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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