all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
My feet surprised me
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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