Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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