i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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