your parents love me but you hate me
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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