Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
Randomize