Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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