Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
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