i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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