i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
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So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
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I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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