arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
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Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
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Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
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