i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
They have beer where we have blood.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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