"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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