does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
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she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
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You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
Randomize