You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
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Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
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We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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