so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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