i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
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My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
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He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I am naked and annoyed.
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