the day after is always just damage control
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
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So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
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laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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