Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
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WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
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Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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