Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
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i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
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I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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