Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
