No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
i think i have herpe
just one?
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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