last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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