Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
the raccoons are back...
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