I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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