So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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