But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
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