why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
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I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
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Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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