So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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