Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Randomize
