he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
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basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
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I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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