I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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