I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Randomize
