it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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