i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
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My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
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I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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