Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
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