Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
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In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
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It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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