Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
Randomize
